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Went to the docs today and told him every time I look in the mirror I want to throw up, . . I asked him what was wrong with me ?
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He said, . . "I don't know, but your eyesight's perfect".

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I also told him when I get up every morning I feel dizzy for 30 minutes.



He said to get up half an hour later.

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I then said that I had ringing in my rears.


He told me to answer it.

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I said I had a strawberry growing on my bum

He said he'd give me some cream for it

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I said I keep singing Tom Jones early hits

He said it's not unusual

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I said I'm suffering from delusions and keep feeling I'm a pair of curtains(drapes)

He told me to pull myself together

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I told him people think I lie all the time,


He said I don't believe you.

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I said I'd broken my arm in two places

He said - don't go there again

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My OH went in wearing cling-film (cyan wrap) shorts

The doc said 'I can clearly see your(e) nuts'

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I rushed in and said to him "doctor I only have seconds to live".



He said "wait a minute will you".