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14-11-2009, 05:08 PM
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After a head x-ray I had, I asked the doc what he saw.


He said . . "nothing".
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The doc said - I'm so sorry; you have only 4 minutes to live

I said - Is there nothing you can do for me?

She said - I could boil you an egg
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Went in and said . . "doc, I can hardly see a thing".


He said . . " I aint surprised, . . this is the Post Office".
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14-11-2009, 05:12 PM
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Went in and told him no one listens to me any more.


He said . ."next patient please".
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14-11-2009, 05:13 PM
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Told him I'd just swallowed a roll of film.



He said not to worry, . . nothing will develop.
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14-11-2009, 05:16 PM
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I went to the doc with a toad sitting on my head

The doc said Yuk - how did you get that ugly thing?

The toad replied - well, it started as a wart on my bum
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17-11-2009, 04:25 PM
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Went to the doc and said "Doc, sometimes I feel like I'm a bivouac; sometimes I feel I'm a teepee"
"Do you feel on edge?"
"Yes"
"Thought so - you're two tents"
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Originally Posted by dinahsmum ->
Went to the doc and said "Doc, sometimes I feel like I'm a bivouac; sometimes I feel I'm a teepee"
"Do you feel on edge?"
"Yes"
"Thought so - you're two tents"
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