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20-11-2009, 04:53 PM
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I asked him if insanity was hereditary.



He said yes, . . . . you get it from your kids.
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Told the doc I'd tried to commit suicide but now I've got a headache.



He asked why my head ached.




I told him I had tried to hang myself with a Bungee rope.
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Told the doc I had "A" levels in Art and Maths.






He said all that means is I can paint by numbers.
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Told the doc I had a permanent pain in my neck.






He told me to divorce my wife.
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Doctor, doctor, I feel like a king.

What’s your name?

Joe.

You must be Joe King!
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Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!

What, you mean those square ones?

Yes!

The ones you put butter on?

Yes!

Oh, You're Crackers!
 
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