Awful Authors

1. The Victorian Bicycle by Penny Farthing

2. Lumberjacks by Tim Burr

3. Carpeting the House by Walter Wall

4. Politeness by Hugo First

5. What's for breakfast? by Hammond Eggs

6. Continental Breakfast by Roland Butter

7. Native American Weaponry by Tom A. Hawk

8. Oiling Cricket Bats by Lynn C. Doyle

9. Easy Money by Robin Banks

10. Stand and Deliver by Ann Dover

11. Chemistry by Tess Tube

12. Counterfeit Antiques by Fay Kingham

13. Successful Books by Bess Sellers

14. Foreseeing the Future by Horace Scope

15. French Windows by Pattie O'Dors

16. Alcohol and Gambling by Rex Holmes

17. Personal and Religious Belief by Mike Reed

18. Pleasing the Public by Lois Carmen Denominator

19. Travelling light by Freda Wanda Atwill

20. The Perfect Marriage by Ruth Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzruth

Re: Awful Authors

Brilliant!