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Your election promises!

If you were running for Prime Minister, what would you promise the people of Britain? Why should they vote for you and your party?

Answers can be serious or funny and don't have to be true of course.


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19-11-2019, 02:17 PM
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Re: Your election promises!

Free Netflicks for a year for anyone under 20.
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19-11-2019, 02:25 PM
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Free Netflicks for a year for anyone under 20.
And OAPs.
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19-11-2019, 02:26 PM
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Free train rides
Free broadband
Free everything for third world peoples
Four day working week & early retirement for the rest of us.
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19-11-2019, 02:34 PM
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Scrap the TV licence fee.
Sack Gary Lineker
Abandon HS2
Stop all foreign aid for a period of at least five years or until the country's finances and social services are in place.
Abolish the unelected House of Lords
Sack Gary Lineker
Declare Judd as the winner of the LTP
Sack Gary Lineker - in fact, remove him off the TV completely.
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19-11-2019, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by d00d ->
Free train rides
Free broadband
Free everything for third world peoples
Four day working week & early retirement for the rest of us.
Originally Posted by Judd ->
Scrap the TV licence fee.
Sack Gary Lineker
Abandon HS2
Stop all foreign aid for a period of at least five years or until the country's finances and social services are in place.
Abolish the unelected House of Lords
Sack Gary Lineker
Declare Judd as the winner of the LTP
Sack Gary Lineker - in fact, remove him off the TV completely.
Aren't these all on the Labour manifesto?
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19-11-2019, 02:40 PM
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Definitely scrap HS2.
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19-11-2019, 02:51 PM
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Longer prison sentences and lifetime bans for those committed of animal cruelty like this man
“Due to your guilty plea, you are entitled to a reduction of one-third, to 18 weeks. However, due to the circumstances, we would if we were actually permitted to do so have imposed a far greater custodial sentence.”

Price, who was ordered to pay a victim surcharge of £122 and £250 in compensation to Mr Truefitt, blew a kiss towards the public gallery as he was taken to the cells.
https://www.itv.com/news/2019-11-14/...-fatal-attack/

Make sure anyone claiming benefits who is fit does some kind of work. To prevent taking jobs from others tasks like litter picking/fence painting/fruit /veg picking (we are told there is a shortage of pickers in some areas) or voluntary work for a charity.
Also where suitable attending classes to learn how to cook healthy food on a budget .

That will do for now
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19-11-2019, 02:54 PM
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Re: Your election promises!

Originally Posted by Meg ->
Longer prison sentences and lifetime bans for those committed of animal cruelty like this man

https://www.itv.com/news/2019-11-14/...-fatal-attack/

Make sure anyone claiming benefits who was fit did some kind of work. To prevent taking jobs from others tasks like litter picking/fence painting/ or voluntary work for a charity.
Also where suitable attending classes to learn how to cook healthy food on a budget .

That will do for now
Until the authorities come to their senses, crime of all kinds is going to increase. There are no signs of them doing anything, sadly, and the do-gooders have certainly had their chances.
I wonder just how bad this country will become before changes are made.
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19-11-2019, 03:36 PM
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Scrap Scotland , let them try and support themselves., No NHS for them,No education support from England. No rail network between them and us. Move our sub base to south coast. No English old age state pension. NO english passports. No telephone network link No national post office then lets see how well the sturgeon woman copes.

Oh and i have nothing against Scotland only that blind woman who thinks she owns Scotland
 
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