16-03-2019, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy
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A man fell overboard from his little sailboat, and was thrashing around in the water when another boat pulled up."Jump in, we'll save you," the people in the boat screamed.*
"No," cried the drowning man, "God will save me."*
The scene was repeated twice more and then a helicopter hovered over the man.*
"We came to rescue you," yelled the pilot.*
"No, God will save me," was the response again.*
The man drowned, and as he crossed the Pearly Gates, he ran straight towards Jesus.*
"I placed my faith in You, and You let me drown!”
""Hey!" said Jesus. "I sent three boats and a helicopter."
16-03-2019, 07:22 PM
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I’ve done this one beforeTwo nuns were driving late one night suddenly the devil jumped on the bonnet of their car, “ quick sister” , shouts one of the nuns “ show him your cross” , the other nun leans out of the window and screams” get the f**k off my car you horned ba****d” ....
17-03-2019, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Why is a push up bra like a bag of crisps?Because when you open it, it's half empty.
A bit ironic really as Walkers crisps are advertised by one of the biggest tits on TV.
18-03-2019, 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd
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Just had a dealer try to sell me a piece of stone he said was from Ireland and kissed by St Patrick. When I looked underneath it said 'Made in China.Obviously a sham rock.
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