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01-01-2019, 11:30 AM
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when i was i kid (long time ago) my mum always said to me

"don't come running back to me when you break your leg, as i was running down the stairs"
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01-01-2019, 12:05 PM
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No wonder some kids grow up confused
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01-01-2019, 12:11 PM
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Lawyer ... Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent man.
Witness ... Thank you, if I wasn't under oath - I'd return the compliment.
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01-01-2019, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Nan ->
Lawyer ... Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent man.
Witness ... Thank you, if I wasn't under oath - I'd return the compliment.
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01-01-2019, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Nan ->
The person did have a point - to some extent - but should have realized what would likely happen - and why take the dog anyway just to leave it in the car !
There was an incident a while back whereby the police were called to rescue an `overheated dog` in a car. The cops smashed the back door window to get to the dog and it was found to be a stuffed dog left in the car as an anti-theft measure by the car's owner.
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01-01-2019, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
There was an incident a while back whereby the police were called to rescue an `overheated dog` in a car. The cops smashed the back door window to get to the dog and it was found to be a stuffed dog left in the car as an anti-theft measure by the car's owner.
Nice one !
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01-01-2019, 05:13 PM
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The Woman appeared in court and was asked by the solicitor can you remember who's the father of your son ?

she replied well if you eat a can of beans can you tell which one made you fart.
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The Woman appeared in court and was asked by the solicitor can you remember who's the father of your son ?

she replied well if you eat a can of beans can you tell which one made you fart.
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Originally Posted by basser ->
The Woman appeared in court and was asked by the solicitor can you remember who's the father of your son ?

she replied well if you eat a can of beans can you tell which one made you fart.
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''I would like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money''

Jeremy Corbyn ...... or was it Picasso, I'm not sure?
 
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