06-04-2017, 08:54 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by gumbud
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wasn't he the boy who shoved his dick in the dyke and stopped Holland drowning ? and for ever after he was known as dick who vanned the dyke!
It could be?
06-04-2017, 12:23 PM
2075
Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by gumbud
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wasn't he the boy who shoved his dick in the dyke and stopped Holland drowning ? and for ever after he was known as dick who vanned the dyke!
You’ll have to excuse my voice as I have a very heavy cold on me and I can’t pronounce me words properly.
"Once they're gone they're gone"
They sure are Spitty
06-04-2017, 03:02 PM
2076
Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Well,they are unless they return as lactose-intolerant,vegetarian,tree-hugging,nuclear-protesting,equality-insistent,gay-pride-marching,badger-saving zombies,who insist on knitting their own cutlery and holding activity groups to discuss the the headline-wording of the next leaflet campaign regarding the rights of dandelions not to be considered as weeds...06-04-2017, 06:15 PM
2077
Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Funny you should mention Dandelions Pug, I’m sitting here in the shed looking out the window and the Dandelions are sprouting up all over the place, when the missus sees them it will be off with their heads like a light. I’m sure there must be a good use for them, these Islands are awash with them for the best part of the year, surely that white milky stuff inside them has to be good for something besides rubbing it on warts. I think they are a pretty little plant, anyway who decides whether a plant is a weed or not, look at the beautiful little Daisy for example, condemned to be decapitated as soon as it raises it’s pretty little head, may God forgive them is all I can say.
While we’re at it what about the rights of the crimson bottomed bee? I haven’t see a genuine red arse since I was a teenager, have they become extinct? Surely they have as much right to live as any other creature. Save the crimson bottomed bee I say, perhaps some kinky politician who goes in for spanking could patron the cause.
07-04-2017, 12:28 AM
2078
Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by Jem
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Funny you should mention Dandelions Pug, I’m sitting here in the shed looking out the window and the Dandelions are sprouting up all over the place, when the missus sees them it will be off with their heads like a light. I’m sure there must be a good use for them, these Islands are awash with them for the best part of the year, surely that white milky stuff inside them has to be good for something besides rubbing it on warts. I think they are a pretty little plant, anyway who decides whether a plant is a weed or not, look at the beautiful little Daisy for example, condemned to be decapitated as soon as it raises it’s pretty little head, may God forgive them is all I can say.While we’re at it what about the rights of the crimson bottomed bee? I haven’t see a genuine red arse since I was a teenager, have they become extinct? Surely they have as much right to live as any other creature. Save the crimson bottomed bee I say, perhaps some kinky politician who goes in for spanking could patron the cause.
there was a young lion called dandy
who would sit in the fields feeling randy
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next please I'm running out of dandelion beer!
07-04-2017, 08:26 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by spitfire
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Kent, I like Kent, the Market Garden of England, East, and West Sussex, they just roll off the tongue, Hertfordshire, Berkshire, easy peasy, but, that other county, Su...Sur...Surr........Surrey Seems to be the hardest Word.
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