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Tut tut, you'll get fat.

Be a dear and go put the kettle on for us -- chop chop.

Is it time for your yearly bath?
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28-10-2020, 07:29 PM
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Is it time for your yearly bath?
That takes place on January 1st, so I've heard - it's part of her New Year's resolution.
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That takes place on January 1st, so I've heard - it's part of her New Year's resolution.
Mmm? You know what wimmin are like when it comes to new year resolutions.... they never stick to them.
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29-10-2020, 10:00 AM
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Wimmin! Make sure you know the latest LTP rules;

You must not socialise in groups larger than 1 outdoors or larger than zero indoors (other than where a legal exemption applies ie; we allow it)

Laundry & cleaning can continue to operate, under strict supervision but make too much noise and you are out.

Certain wimmin are required to ensure us men consume food and drink while seated in our armchair, but can get lost between 10pm and 5am when we need our sleep'


Man worship will remain in place but is subject to the rule of 6, so no more than six can be seen to be feeding us grapes or fanning us with a giant banana leaf at any one time.


Exercise can continue to take place outdoors in the form of putting out the bins or hanging the washing on the line; or indoors in the form of sock darning and hoovering.

These rules are subject to change and MUST be adhered to.


Have a nice day.
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Oh and don't forget the face masks. You wouldn't want to scare us would you?
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Well done LD, a total routing of wimminfolk for over twelve hours.
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29-10-2020, 04:40 PM
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Right you male layabouts, I have finally got here, so start quaking.

First of all - Dongle. Let me sort you out first.
I realise it must have taken every ounce of your brain power to compose such a futile list, as we know thinking doesn't come easy to you men.
Mrs. LD told us that the immense effort took it's toll on you though, and you had to rest in a darkened room for some hours afterwards to recover from the effort.
I have noticed you are still not suitably recovered, so may I suggest you return to your darkened room until further notice - probably around December time.



Judster. I see you have been giving the man false hope again, leading him to believe there is a chance of male victory and domination.
I'm afraid you both need to face facts and learn to live with the knowledge this is totally impossible.

You see, you loafers cannot possibly expect to enter our domain, unannounced and unexpected, and take it into your wooden heads that you are somehow superior - or even welcome - let alone entitled to stay.
Tut tut, it is obvious to us ladies you are experiencing delusions once more, so unfortunately, we will have to increase your medication forthwith.



I bid you both good day.
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29-10-2020, 04:57 PM
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Right you male layabouts, I have finally got here, so start quaking.

First of all - Dongle. Let me sort you out first.
I realise it must have taken every ounce of your brain power to compose such a futile list, as we know thinking doesn't come easy to you men.
Mrs. LD told us that the immense effort took it's toll on you though, and you had to rest in a darkened room for some hours afterwards to recover from the effort.
I have noticed you are still not suitably recovered, so may I suggest you return to your darkened room until further notice - probably around December time.



Judster. I see you have been giving the man false hope again, leading him to believe there is a chance of male victory and domination.
I'm afraid you both need to face facts and learn to live with the knowledge this is totally impossible.

You see, you loafers cannot possibly expect to enter our domain, unannounced and unexpected, and take it into your wooden heads that you are somehow superior - or even welcome - let alone entitled to stay.
Tut tut, it is obvious to us ladies you are experiencing delusions once more, so unfortunately, we will have to increase your medication forthwith.



I bid you both good day.
Please observe Rule 2, Too much noise and you're OUT.
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29-10-2020, 05:49 PM
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Please observe Rule 2, Too much noise and you're OUT.


Huh! That's what you think, young man, I'd like to see you try.
Us ladies are more than capable of out-thinking, out-manoeuvering, and getting shot of you lot any time we feel like it.
It just amuses us to let you think your brains are better than ours.


Now then. Enough of this nonsense, just do as we say and you will come to no harm.
In the meantime, I must leave you to your daydreams as I have things to see to.

Just remember though . . . you are on our CCTV.
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29-10-2020, 07:06 PM
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Huh! That's what you think, young man, I'd like to see you try.
Us ladies are more than capable of out-thinking, out-manoeuvering, and getting shot of you lot any time we feel like it.
It just amuses us to let you think your brains are better than ours.


Now then. Enough of this nonsense, just do as we say and you will come to no harm.
In the meantime, I must leave you to your daydreams as I have things to see to.

Just remember though . . . you are on our CCTV.
So you think, I've put the display on a permanent loop so that you think we are somewhere where we are not.
 

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