29-10-2020, 04:40 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Right you male layabouts, I have finally got here, so start quaking.
First of all - Dongle. Let me sort you out first.
I realise it must have taken every ounce of your brain power to compose such a futile list, as we know thinking doesn't come easy to you men.
Mrs. LD told us that the immense effort took it's toll on you though, and you had to rest in a darkened room for some hours afterwards to recover from the effort.
I have noticed you are still not suitably recovered, so may I suggest you return to your darkened room until further notice - probably around December time.
Judster. I see you have been giving the man false hope again, leading him to believe there is a chance of male victory and domination.
I'm afraid you both need to face facts and learn to live with the knowledge this is totally impossible.
You see, you loafers cannot possibly expect to enter our domain, unannounced and unexpected, and take it into your wooden heads that you are somehow superior - or even welcome - let alone entitled to stay.
Tut tut, it is obvious to us ladies you are experiencing delusions once more, so unfortunately, we will have to increase your medication forthwith.
I bid you both good day.