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[QUOTE=Mups;1822147]As Santa sat reading his mail
His face began to pale
He let out a large sigh
And stifled a cry
As out dropped a big smelly snail.


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'Twas a wet and dark winter's day
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'Twas a wet and dark winter's day
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The Reindeers were fed
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Twas a wet and dark winter's day
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The Reindeers were fed
By Rudolph we’re led
We've toys for the children to play.




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Our Tabby's got a big frog
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