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04-12-2020, 04:15 PM
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Covid's days are numbered
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But just for now I'll stay at home
Watching pointless TV crap
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04-12-2020, 05:00 PM
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Covid's days are numbered
It's not a happy chap
But just for now I'll stay at home
Watching pointless TV crap
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04-12-2020, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Covid's days are numbered
It's not a happy chap
But just for now I'll stay at home
Watching pointless TV crap
Very topical Longdogs.
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04-12-2020, 09:01 PM
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Very topical Longdogs.
All my own work Mags.
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04-12-2020, 09:05 PM
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Re: Your Christmas poems

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Covid's days are numbered
It's not a happy chap
But just for now I'll stay at home
Watching pointless TV crap
And this year's nominees for Poet Laureate are...

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04-12-2020, 09:06 PM
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All my own work Mags.
What a clever boy!
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06-12-2020, 03:23 PM
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Cold Turkey


I raised my own turkey one year,
to be part of our Yuletide fare,
he lived in the house like a pet;
we spared no expense on his care.

When it came to the fateful day,
for our gathering to be fed,
it was with a heavy heart,
with an axe, I cut off his head.

Then, on the very next day,
half asleep in my favourite chair,
his spirit appeared right before me,
the turkey’s ghost on the stair.

And now every year at Christmas,
since through that bird’s neck I sliced,
my turkey comes back to haunt me,
in the form of a poultrygeist.
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06-12-2020, 03:38 PM
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Re: Your Christmas poems

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Cold Turkey


I raised my own turkey one year,
to be part of our Yuletide fare,
he lived in the house like a pet;
we spared no expense on his care.

When it came to the fateful day,
for our gathering to be fed,
it was with a heavy heart,
with an axe, I cut off his head.

Then, on the very next day,
half asleep in my favourite chair,
his spirit appeared right before me,
the turkey’s ghost on the stair.

And now every year at Christmas,
since through that bird’s neck I sliced,
my turkey comes back to haunt me,
in the form of a poultrygeist.
Haha brilliant harby
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06-12-2020, 04:04 PM
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That one is hilarious Harbal.
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06-12-2020, 07:30 PM
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Re: Your Christmas poems

Originally Posted by harbal ->
cold turkey


i raised my own turkey one year,
to be part of our yuletide fare,
he lived in the house like a pet;
we spared no expense on his care.

When it came to the fateful day,
for our gathering to be fed,
it was with a heavy heart,
with an axe, i cut off his head.

Then, on the very next day,
half asleep in my favourite chair,
his spirit appeared right before me,
the turkey’s ghost on the stair.

And now every year at christmas,
since through that bird’s neck i sliced,
my turkey comes back to haunt me,
in the form of a poultrygeist.
 
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