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16-03-2021, 09:56 AM
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*student obtained 0% in an exam!*

I would have given him 100%! Each answer is absolutely grammatically correct and funny too. The teacher has no sense of humor.

*q1: In which battle did napoleon die?*

`his last battle.`

*q2: Where was the declaration of independence signed?*

`at the bottom of the page.`

*q3: River ravi flows in which state?*

`liquid.`

*q4: What is the main reason for divorce?*

`marriage.`

*q5: What is the main reason for failure?*

`exams.`

*q6: What can you never eat for breakfast?*

`lunch & dinner.`

*q7: What looks like half an apple?*

`the other half.`

*q8: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?*

`wet.`

*q9: How can a man go eight days without sleeping?*

`no problem, he sleeps at night.`

*q10: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?*

`you will never find an elephant that has one hand`

*q11: If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?*

`very large hands`

*q12: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?*

`no time at all, the wall is already built`

*q13: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?*

`any way you want, concrete floors are+ very hard to crack.`
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16-03-2021, 10:02 AM
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Re: *student obtained 0% in an exam!*

Minx this is the bomb.! I love it. Bravo.
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16-03-2021, 10:20 AM
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Re: *student obtained 0% in an exam!*

Hahaha! All perfectly legitimate answers Very good
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16-03-2021, 10:31 AM
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Re: *student obtained 0% in an exam!*

Oh very good, perfectly correct answers!
 

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