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07-02-2019, 01:41 PM
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How about the two Irish gays, Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.
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07-02-2019, 01:45 PM
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How about them .. why where they so happy ...
I don't get it , can you explain it to me Mr Ploppy?
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07-02-2019, 01:49 PM
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No, I can't.
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07-02-2019, 03:02 PM
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Don't worry Mr. P, I think most of us blokes get it.
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07-02-2019, 03:04 PM
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Some good laughs in these recent posts and some 'challenges' - thanks all.
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07-02-2019, 03:07 PM
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This one should be easy for all to understand!!

Childbirth at 65


With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?' 'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded.
'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, OK.?'
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07-02-2019, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Richmond ->
This one should be easy for all to understand!!

Childbirth at 65


With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked
'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'
'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?' 'No, not yet,' replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'
'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.
'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded.
'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'
'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, OK.?'
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07-02-2019, 06:54 PM
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Tried to impress my girlfriend by putting my foot down and opening it up....turns out she’s seen a bin open like that before..
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07-02-2019, 06:58 PM
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Two monkeys in the bath.. one says ooh ooh ahh ahh ahh
The other monkey says, “ put some cold in it then” ..
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07-02-2019, 07:25 PM
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Quasimodo walks into Burtons and he says to the salesman
"Have you got a suit to fit me"?
The salesman replies
"Well if we have, someone is getting the sack!"
 
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