20-02-2019, 08:44 AM
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A tourist sauntered into a pub in Sydney and said: “what's the quickest way to get to Wollongong from here?The barman answered: “Are you walking or going by car?”The tourist answered: “By car, of course.”The barman said: “Well, that's the quickest way.”
20-02-2019, 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy
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A tourist sauntered into a pub in Sydney and said: “what's the quickest way to get to Wollongong from here? The barman answered: “Are you walking or going by car?”The tourist answered: “By car, of course.”The barman said: “Well, that's the quickest way.”
If he was in Yorkshire the barman would have said well if I was going there I wouldn't start from here
20-02-2019, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Furryanimal
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Too HonestMom, how did I come to this world? "Well, your father and I planted a seed together," the mother said.
"From that seed, we grew a marijuana plant, then smoked some weed and had sex on the washing machine."
20-02-2019, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by furryanimal
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too honestmom, how did i come to this world? "well, your father and i planted a seed together," the mother said.
"from that seed, we grew a marijuana plant, then smoked some weed and had sex on the washing machine."
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