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The nurse said:"Don't be scared, it is a simple operation. Nothing to worry about, you'll see". I just wish she was talking to me at the time and not to the doctor.


I would tell my mate, Andrew Lloyd Webber that one but I know he would only make a song and dance about it.
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10-03-2019, 11:37 AM
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I would tell my mate, Andrew Lloyd Webber that one but I know he would only make a song and dance about it.
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11-03-2019, 07:57 AM
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It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and overtake them.
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Whilst standing in the local burns unit explaining my feet to the doctor I shown him the instructions on the can and he agreed it does say

OPEN THEN STAND IN BOILING WATER
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11-03-2019, 04:21 PM
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Q. How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 17.4 million to remove it and then no one has a replacement.
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11-03-2019, 05:14 PM
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Q. How many remoaners does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Leave it, they are happy being kept in the dark.
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Q. How many remoaners does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Leave it, they are happy being kept in the dark.
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11-03-2019, 06:02 PM
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Q. What's old, angry & bitter & argues in circles?
A Brexiteer on a merry-go-round.
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11-03-2019, 07:50 PM
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Two windmills standing in a field, one asks the other, “ what kind of music do you like, the other windmill says “ I’m a big metal fan” ...
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What do you call a magic dog..??
A labracadabrador....
 
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