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I watched my son walk back to the pavilion,

"Well done son, " I said, "you'll play for England one day. "

"Dad, " he replied, "I was bowled out for a duck, twice. "

"I know son, I know, "
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24-08-2019, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
I watched my son walk back to the pavilion,

"Well done son, " I said, "you'll play for England one day. "

"Dad, " he replied, "I was bowled out for a duck, twice. "

"I know son, I know, "


Just like Root yesterday!
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"I know son, I know, "



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. "I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'. But he hesitated"
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SCOUSERS: Make sure you petition the government about its plans to raise the retirement age. It very unfair of them to expect you to try and avoid work till you're seventy five.
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SCOUSERS: Make sure you petition the government about its plans to raise the retirement age. It very unfair of them to expect you to try and avoid work till you're seventy five.
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A scarecrow has won this year's Nobel Prize. Apparently he was out standing in his field.
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If you were surprise about Jeffrey Epstein committing suicide recently, imagine how he must have felt.
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I went to the store to get eight cans of sprite. When I got home, I realised I’d only picked seven up
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A guy walks into his doctor's office and says, "Ddddoc, I've bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III'm tired of it. Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme???"

The doc says, "Well, I'll have to examine you first before I can answer you."
The doc examines him and says, "Well, I'm pretty sure that I know what the problem is."
The guy asks, "wwwell wwwhat is it, ddoc?"

The doc says,"It's your manhood. It's about about 18 inches long and all of the down pressure is putting a strain on your vocal chords."
The guy asks, "Wwwhat ccan wwe ddo about it?"

The doc replies, "Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one. I can guarantee that the operation will cure your stuttering."
The guy says, "Dddo it!"

The guy has the operation and about four weeks later he comes back to the doctor's office and says, "Thanks Doc. You've solved my problem and I don't stutter any more but I've only had sex once in the past month. My wife doesn't enjoy it any more. I cannot satisfy her. She liked what I had before. I don't care if I have to stutter, I want you to put my long one back !"

The doc replies, "Nnnnope. A ddddeal's a ddddeal!"
 
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