20-03-2020, 12:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Judd
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I presume that you've heard of `Typhoid Mary`? She was a carrier of the typhoid virus but didn't suffer from the disease herself. When she emigrated to the USA from Ireland in the late 19th century, she got a job as a cook working for seven families in New York, all of whom developed the disease. She moved around several more towns in New York state working as a cook with everyone she cooked for coming down with typhoid even though the disease was unknown in some towns. By the time that she was discovered as the source, she had infected fifty-two people, three of whom died. She was finally caught and arrested in 1915 and put in forced isolation until her death in 1938. The source of the continued infections was her gallbladder which she refused to have removed. She was finally cremated.
So our advice to you Mups, is to stay at home and stop your attempts to infect us blokes with Covid-19 by asking us to run your errands and do your cooking for you so that can be the LTP.
You have excelled yourself at waffling tonight Judsy.
You could have just said 'No.'
Blimey....I 'm off 20-03-2020, 12:59 AM
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Aaah, jolly good. Those 'undesireables' have finally gone and left us in peace.I'm orf to me bed now.
Dogs been out for their last wee, me hot water bottle's ready, nice cotton PJ's ready and the Cornish mystery I'm reading, that'll do me nicely.
I bid you goodnight.
20-03-2020, 11:40 AM
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BREAKING NEWS!The government have announced that no wimmin of the female (that's questionable) persuasion over the age of 45 are allowed in LTP until further notice (which could be never). Exceptions are, if you are bringing us lads a beer or coming to vacuum around our armchairs occasionally.
It is hoped you will accept the new rules rather than having the military enforce it.
20-03-2020, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs
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BREAKING NEWS!The government have announced that no wimmin of the female (that's questionable) persuasion over the age of 45 are allowed in LTP until further notice (which could be never). Exceptions are, if you are bringing us lads a beer or coming to vacuum around our armchairs occasionally.
It is hoped you will accept the new rules rather than having the military enforce it.
Judd is suffering from the same condition so I have asked Tabby to look for a care home for the mentally disturbed. Judd wont leave Yorkshire but I think Tabby has found one there & the only restriction is "strictly no WIFI"
Mups has now found a similar one for you, but I hope you don't get seasick as it is located on an island several miles off the Devon coast. Sadly LTP doesn't allow people who live overseas, owing to the virus!
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