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13-03-2019, 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Besoeker ->
There was a young man from Kent
Whose tool was exceedingly bent
To save any trouble
He put it in double
So instead of coming he went...
Excellent. Nicked!
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My wife arrived home to find me in bed with another woman.
"What the hell do you think you're doing," she screamed.
"You see, I told the other woman, "I told you she was bleedin' stupid"
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My wife was going through her wardrobe and said, "Look, it still fits after all these years."

I replied, "Stop being silly and take off the wardrobe."
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Unexpected sex is a great way to be woken up....unless your in prison..
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I walked out of the bathroom and said to my wife, "I wouldn't go in there if I was you."

She said, "Have you stunk it out again?"

I said, "No, I've just drowned your mother in the bath."
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06-04-2019, 03:33 AM
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Y'know,many females defy the laws of gravity.....f'instance;

...the heavier they are,the easier they are to pick up!
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Y'know,many females defy the laws of gravity.....f'instance;

...the heavier they are,the easier they are to pick up!


There's some truth in that!
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Originally Posted by Pug ->
Y'know,many females defy the laws of gravity.....f'instance;

...the heavier they are,the easier they are to pick up!
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