Easter joke...
This joke was doing the rounds when I was a teenager in the 60's.....
Jesus and the deciples were all gathered for the 'last supper' when Peter asked, "Who owns that carrier bag over there?"
Jesus answered, "Oh, that's Judas's carry-out".
From then on, any take away, be it beer, pizza, fish & chips etc.. was always referred to as "a Judas".