Re: One liners
Here are a few Tommy Cooper one liners
My friend drowned in a bowl of Musli - a strong currant dragged him in.
A man woke up in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted Doctor,
Doctor, I cant feel my legs. The Doctor replied I know you cannot I
cut both your arms off!!!
I went to a Seafood disco last week ......... and I pulled a Muscle
A Ice cream man was found dead in his van covered in hundreds and thousands or Sprinkles. The Police said he topped himself
boom boom.