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An old man who lived on the moor
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Till he went for a Oui
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An old man who lived on the moor
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Till he went for a Oui
But didn't have 20p
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An old man who lived on the moor
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Till he went for a Oui
But didn't have 20p
Therefore couldn't open the door.

The old guy in sheer desperation
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The old guy in sheer desperation
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Someone said "On a shout"
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The old guy in sheer desperation
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Someone said "On a shout"
You're gonna be here for the duration.




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The driver of a bus in Kent
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The driver of a bus in Kent
Found a girl who was heaven sent
So he rang her bell....twice
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The driver of a bus in Kent
Found a girl who was heaven sent
So he rang her bell....twice
In an attempt to entice
 
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