Re: Limericks. (New).

One night Gert awoke to a scream
But luckily it was only a frightful dream
At least that's what she thought
Till another sound she caught
It was a tomcat letting off steam

Gert chucked a shoe at the cat

Re: Limericks. (New).

Gert chucked a shoe at the cat
Which yelped and ran out of the flat

Re: Limericks. (New).

Gert chucked a shoe at the cat
Which yelped and ran out of the flat
It came back with it's mates

Re: Limericks. (New).

Gert chucked a shoe at the cat
Which yelped and ran out of the flat
It came back with it's mates
All of whom were reprobates

Re: Limericks. (New).

Gert chucked a shoe at the cat
Which yelped and ran out of the flat
It came back with it's mates
All of whom were reprobates
And they all did a whoopsie on her mat.


Old Gert was not happy 'bout this

Re: Limericks. (New).

Old Gert was not happy 'bout this
Gone was her tranquility and bliss

Re: Limericks. (New).

Old Gert was not happy 'bout this
Gone was her tranquility and bliss
Up she jumped with stick in hand

Re: Limericks. (New).

Old Gert was not happy 'bout this
Gone was her tranquility and bliss
Up she jumped with stick in hand
But never quite whacked as planned

Re: Limericks. (New).

Old Gert was not happy 'bout this
Gone was her tranquility and bliss
Up she jumped with stick in hand
But never quite whacked as planned
The cat was really taking the piss...

Gert grabbed the cat by its neck

Re: Limericks. (New).

Gert grabbed the cat by it's neck
The cat thought " oh blimey! Oh 'eck!"