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Halloween will soon be here
Us oldies will be living in fear
Don’t answer the door
Hide on the floor
Then do it again come next year


There was a young lady called mia

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There was a young lady called mia
Who went on a diet once a year

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Ay? We already did that this one back on post 31.

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Note to self ❓ must scroll back more often 😃

Start again.

A cruise liner captain once said

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A cruise liner captain once said
'Don't mention Mia, she's dead'

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A cruise liner captain once said
'Don't mention Mia, she's dead'
But one night at dinner

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A cruise liner captain once said
'Don't mention Mia, she's dead'
But one night at dinner
He saw a dead ringer

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A cruise liner captain once said
'Don't mention Mia, she's dead'
But one night at dinner
He saw a dead ringer
His hair stood on end, and he fled.




Chicken Casserole tonight for me tea

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Chicken Casserole tonight for me tea
with half a potato and a pea

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Chicken Casserole tonight for me tea
with half a potato and a pea
With a nice glass of red