23-07-2017, 08:13 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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Well I was just watching a bit of Titanic, where the man was chained to some pipes.It made me wonder if we should chain Judd to the bedpost and then lock his pc, tablet, I pad , phone and any other means of using the internet, in his bathroom..... That should give us a day or so of peace from him!
We would have to leave him a chamber pot though... owing to his prostrate problems!
Hmmm . .
Well you are kinder than I would have been Twink.
There is an alternative though, we could just super-glue some boxing gloves on his hands. That would cramp his style for a while - in all sorts of ways.
23-07-2017, 08:21 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Hmmm . .Well you are kinder than I would have been Twink.
There is an alternative though, we could just super-glue some boxing gloves on his hands. That would cramp his style for a while - in all sorts of ways.
23-07-2017, 08:23 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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Yes but he can talk to his phone.... unless we could superglue earplugs on that too!
But he wouldn't be able to ring anyone unless he poked the numbers with a stick. He'd never manage with his gloves glued on.
Ooh, we could poke him with a stick if we saw him trying too.
That'd be fun.
'Allo allo, I believe Swims is swimming back any minute now . . . .
Nope. He's seen me and thought better of it. . . .
23-07-2017, 11:48 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Now look 'ere Judsy, stop showing off and using all these long words, you should know by now that they are wasted on me, and I'm fed up with googling them!The last time it told me 'mezzanotte' was flippin' pasta!
You're a menace since you've been doing your Italian.
Now then, where was I . . .?
Oh yes, just clocking off so Ruthio can take over the night shift.
Ahhh . . . I feel all mellow and safe. All the men cleared off and left me in peace - bliss.
Oooh, I feel all sort of warm and sleepy and content . . .
24-07-2017, 12:21 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Should I let Judd down yet? He is still dangling from the tree by his ankles all night, after treading on my man-trap in the garden.Nah, after giving it more thought, I think I'll leave him there a bit longer.
I'll go out and poke him with a stick in a mo, see if he's repentant yet.
24-07-2017, 12:55 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Should I let Judd down yet? He is still dangling from the tree by his ankles all night, after treading on my man-trap in the garden.Nah, after giving it more thought, I think I'll leave him there a bit longer.
I'll go out and poke him with a stick in a mo, see if he's repentant yet.
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