Re: Empty promises
Empty promises ? Oh my aching sides UJ, that was a real belter.
Here are the empty promises:
"Dear people
please please vote for me, I know you're all poor souls and I know life is hard (I mean I have to maintain my million pound property you know, it ain't cheap!). They don't pay you enough, I realise that and I feel it too. People should try and live on a £114,342 salary like I do, it ain't easy !
And you young people shouldn't have to pay for stuff, you should get it all for free right?! So vote for me cos I'll make it all better, you can have free tuition fees, free everything! I will wipe out student debt. Look, I have a moon on a stick and it's yours, all yours. Now just get off your arses and vote for me!"