22-02-2019, 12:22 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by gumbud
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watch out the pie is about!
What's today's topic?
Simple Simon met a Pie man going to the fayre.
22-02-2019, 12:32 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by gumbud
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are these self charactercures??
22-02-2019, 12:47 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Who's yerwoman Sweetie?There were three old ladies in front of me in the post office this morning when I went to get me pension, fair enough I don't mind waiting, but one of the heavier ones turned around suddenly to go out the door, she had forgotten to bring her identity card with her, in her hurry she stood on my right big toe, Christ I let out a yell with the pain of it, she didn't stop to say sorry, just buggered on home to get her card.
I'm sitting down now with my foot in a basin of cold water.--true.
I’ve asked this before, but never got an answer. “Why do we need toes?” alright we needed them when we were apes to hang from trees, why now that we have completed the evolution are they still there?
They are completely useless, it’s a bugger of a job to cut the toenails, you can’t hold anything in them like you do with your hands, so why are they still there?
Would it not be better if they were not there, just a smooth blank space at the end of the foot, easier to keep clean and no clipping.
22-02-2019, 01:21 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by Jem
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Who's yerwoman Sweetie?There were three old ladies in front of me in the post office this morning when I went to get me pension, fair enough I don't mind waiting, but one of the heavier ones turned around suddenly to go out the door, she had forgotten to bring her identity card with her, in her hurry she stood on my right big toe, Christ I let out a yell with the pain of it, she didn't stop to say sorry, just buggered on home to get her card.
I'm sitting down now with my foot in a basin of cold water.--true.
I’ve asked this before, but never got an answer. “Why do we need toes?” alright we needed them when we were apes to hang from trees, why now that we have completed the evolution are they still there?
They are completely useless, it’s a bugger of a job to cut the toenails, you can’t hold anything in them like you do with your hands, so why are they still there?
Would it not be better if they were not there, just a smooth blank space at the end of the foot, easier to keep clean and no clipping.
you try walkin with no toes and see how far you"ll get it"s all in the balance old fella
22-02-2019, 01:45 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Balance! so that’s it, fair play to ya Gummy, I’d never have thought of that, I should have though seeing I’m hobbing along now with me sore toe.That’s what my grandson is studying in University, engineering, he’s very interested in modern artificial limbs, can’t think of the name they have for that but the ones they have now are terrific, one of my neighbours, a fella in his fifties lost his leg and has a new one, you would never guess looking at him walking, perfect strides.
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