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A quick couple of Olympic Jokes.

Why is Donald Trump spending so much time watching the Olympics?

He wants to see how high the Mexican Pole vaulters can get.

Why are the Australians not winning much in the Track and Field Events?

Well, if they could Run and Jump they would not be Australians in the first place.

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You literally have only one job.

https://gfycat.com/LeftBoringElephan...GCHCGQ,GA244,1

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lol FGS !!!
Can't stop watching it

But who won ?

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Lol, I feel sorry for the girl.

Yes, who won? Lol

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Oooo yes !

We need a follow-up story.

Did it ruin her entire life ? Is everyone now in therapy ?

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If a blind lady tells you that you are well endowed, she is probably pulling your leg.

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I bought a new caravan and posted a photo of it on Twitter, then towed it to Cornwall for the weekend.

In no time at all, I had loads of followers.

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Now that's a good 'un

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Hillary Clinton decided to send Donald Trump a letter to let him know how
she felt about him.

Trump opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line coded
message

370HSSV 0773H


Trump was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Vanessa Trump and his children.
Vanessa Trump and the children had no clue either, so they sent it to the
FBI.

No one could solve it at the FBI, CIA or NASA.

They eventually asked Britain's MI6 for help.

Within minutes, MI6 cabled this reply: "Tell Mr Trump that he is holding the
message upside down."

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