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25-10-2020, 05:40 PM
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Re: Toilet paper: the over versus under debate

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Deviating slightly, back in the 50s Merchant ships might discharge their toilets down a pipe and into the sea.

If there was rough weather, the pipe going towards the quiet side would be open and the weather side would be closed.

If the wags fancied a bit of fun, the weather side might be left open and the force of a big wave hitting that side could leave you not looking for toilet paper but needing a tin helmet as the blast lifted you up off the toilet and your head hit the roof!

As my wife found out when she joined me for a trip, long ago!

You got clean though!
Sorry Ted but I find that completely funny.

Over the top and down the front of the roll - anything else is far to common doncha know?
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25-10-2020, 10:11 PM
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Re: Toilet paper: the over versus under debate

I have always had the roll oriented so that the loose end hangs down to the front. Closer to hand and easier to reach, you see.
Unfortunately, for some reason, Marge hangs it up the other way around and I'm obliged to turn in the correct way around!
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25-10-2020, 11:08 PM
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Re: Toilet paper: the over versus under debate

In our place most of the time the roll is just plonked vertically on top of the cistern.
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25-10-2020, 11:19 PM
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Re: Toilet paper: the over versus under debate

Same here AT, a meeting of minds, and finding the Bottom Line is a bonus.
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26-10-2020, 01:00 AM
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Re: Toilet paper: the over versus under debate

I am prepared for when society collapses.

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26-10-2020, 12:31 PM
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Re: Toilet paper: the over versus under debate

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And as usual she was absolutely right.
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26-10-2020, 12:33 PM
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Re: Toilet paper: the over versus under debate

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I am prepared for when society collapses.

Hopefully, society doesn’t collapse for long or you’ll be in deep poop!
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26-10-2020, 12:33 PM
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The one thing I do agree with her on, but, she could never claim victory for that.
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26-10-2020, 01:12 PM
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Re: Toilet paper: the over versus under debate

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Hopefully, society doesn’t collapse for long or you’ll be in deep poop!
My Chinese friend was Won Lung Pu...
 
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