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15-05-2013, 12:03 PM
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The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor
said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially
beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that
much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a
soft surface like grass or a path."

The instructor continues, "Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together.
It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience
would be good for you both."

The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this piece of information.

After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.

"Yes?" said the instructor.

"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it? This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught.
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15-05-2013, 12:52 PM
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Altho typical (of some) - you gotta larf .....
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15-05-2013, 08:18 PM
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I like it Davo, but the wife doesn't, I think that says it all.
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18-05-2013, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by mindbender ->
Male Sensitivity
The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor
said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially
beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that
much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a
soft surface like grass or a path."

The instructor continues, "Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together.
It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience
would be good for you both."

The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this piece of information.

After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.

"Yes?" said the instructor.

"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it? This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught.

My gramps assured that men were only expected to turn up for the conception
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19-05-2013, 01:18 AM
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as long as they were immaculate?
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19-05-2013, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Robert Junior ->
My gramps assured that men were only expected to turn up for the conception
 



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