12-09-2019, 09:51 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Silver Tabby
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That Scottish play had a spell for you lot - look out - here it comes!Mups, Twinks, that'll keep them out!
When shall we three meet again, In thunder, lightning or in rain?
When the hurlyburly's done, When the battle's lost and won.
That will be ere the set of sun.
12-09-2019, 10:02 PM
24955
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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What are you doing here, EZ?It must be past your bedtime.
Off you go now.
12-09-2019, 10:07 PM
24956
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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I have a better idea. Twink and Tabbs can move in with you along with their assortment of cats and you can all open an animal sanctuary together. Even better, you'll all have a selection of cats to choose from to fly around on your broomsticks with at Halloween. 
That's a rubbish idea, Judsy.
Anyway, we have all now unanimously agreed we are all coming to live with you, as you have no animals, and we think you should have.
Imagine your joy each morning, when you wake up to find you have 7 cats, 5 dogs, and 3 gorgeous hot-blooded women all moved in.
We could pack you off to work each day - might even do you a pack up to take with you so's you didn't have to return home lunchtime.
I am already thinking of all the interesting things I could put in it. Hahahahahahaha (mad cackle) . . . ahem . . composes meself again.
We would run you a nice bath when you get home - it might not be quite the colour and temperature you are used to - but you would soon get used to it.
Then once you were clean and odour-free you would so enjoy cooking our dinners every evening, then washing up, walking the dogs, feeding the cats, cleaning out their dirt boxes, plus having the pleasure of our company too.
Oh joy of joys ey. You would never look back, I tell ya.
Imagine weekends too, when, if you behaved yourself, you could take us all shopping. You'd enjoy that wouldn't you.
So would we with a wallet your size to accompany us.
Hahahahahahaha . . . ahem, apologies, I quite forgot me decorum again.
Oh well, enough frivolity for now. We have planted the seed to give you a day or two to get used to the idea.
We will let you know what time we're arriving.
Nice for you to have something to look forward to aint it, dearie.
12-09-2019, 10:33 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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So long as she doesn't get down here to Devon. Anyway, she's out (Yes, she being the cat's mother of course) so let's fire the stink bombs. 
Never have I known such an ungrateful man in my life, dongle!
We do our best each day to comfort you, amuse you and be perfect lady companions to you, and that is how you show your appreciation for our efforts - stink bombs?!
Consider yourself lucky we have such loving, forgiving natures so therefore will not abandon you despite everything.
In other words - Tough! You don't get rid of us that easily. We're staying put. Get used to it.
12-09-2019, 11:45 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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You still up Mups? Why? Get thissen to thi pit.
I know you don't say that out of concern for my wellbeing, it is merely so that you can have the last word.
I aint as daft as I look, Judsy.
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