Yesterday, 01:42 PM
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There were two old fellows who were chatting. Suddenly one of them asked, "What in the world is that sticking out of your right ear?"The other, with a puzzled look, said, "I don't know", and reached up pulling out the object, then exclaimed, "My word, a suppository!"
Then he slapped his forehead and excitedly declared, "Now I know what I did with my hearing aid."
Yesterday, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy
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There were two old fellows who were chatting. Suddenly one of them asked, "What in the world is that sticking out of your right ear?" The other, with a puzzled look, said, "I don't know", and reached up pulling out the object, then exclaimed, "My word, a suppository!"
Then he slapped his forehead and excitedly declared, "Now I know what I did with my hearing aid."
That could be me one day.
Today, 05:42 AM
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And here is another story of the same two gentlemen.A young man is driving his new sports car on* a quiet country lane. There's no traffic about, so he risks doing 70mph, then 80, then 90. He turns a corner, standing in the middle of the road are two farmers chatting...The driver, frantically turns the wheel to the left, the car shoots up the embankment, flies into the air and crashes into the adjoining field. One of the farmers turns to the other and says '' that was lucky I reckon we got out of the field in the nick of time''
Today, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy
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And here is another story of the same two gentlemen.A young man is driving his new sports car on* a quiet country lane. There's no traffic about, so he risks doing 70mph, then 80, then 90. He turns a corner, standing in the middle of the road are two farmers chatting...The driver, frantically turns the wheel to the left, the car shoots up the embankment, flies into the air and crashes into the adjoining field. One of the farmers turns to the other and says '' that was lucky I reckon we got out of the field in the nick of time''
Today, 12:01 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy
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And here is another story of the same two gentlemen.A young man is driving his new sports car on* a quiet country lane. There's no traffic about, so he risks doing 70mph, then 80, then 90. He turns a corner, standing in the middle of the road are two farmers chatting...The driver, frantically turns the wheel to the left, the car shoots up the embankment, flies into the air and crashes into the adjoining field. One of the farmers turns to the other and says '' that was lucky I reckon we got out of the field in the nick of time''
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