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Gummy without cheating, I think it is a convent.
well this greek travel program was using 'nunnery' ?
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

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well this greek travel program was using 'nunnery' ?
I am sure Jem will know.
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

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now I have a question and possibly Jem will be able to answer it - i decided not to google this but put it to my fellow scribblers.

I have always been puzzled by this when a group of nuns live together in seclusion are they living in a nunnery which I heard today on TV about Greece or is it a convent OR can we use both??
I have a niece who is a nun Gummy, one night she was out with Phyllis and me in my local, she loved a drop of sherry, “A winter’s Tale” was her tipple. We were talking about the “New” nuns and all the freedoms they enjoy today compared to the nuns when I went to school, sour faced cows most of them. I was saying that I was all for that, better than being locked up in the nunnery all the time. She didn’t like the word nunnery “We don’t use that anymore, sounds too much like a factory, a cannery turns out beans and peas, a granary turns out oats, wheat and barley, a foundry makes metal products, no we prefer the name convent” Well that told me.
I was going to ask her does a nunnery turn out virgins, but decided to hold me tongue.

We haven’t seen her in years but she always sends a Christmas card. She’s in New York now, still a nun and she teaches maths to the under 14 children.
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

There were three nuns, they all told the priest that they were going to do one sin each.
So the priest says ok, do your sins, come back, and I’ll bless you.
So, they went to do their sins and came back to get blessed.
The priest asked the first one who was laughing what her sin was.
She said, "I had sex with a guy."
The priest said ok, blessed her and said go drink some holy water.
So she did! The next one was laughing harder, and the priest asked her what her sin was.
She said, "I got in a fight with another nun."
So he says ok, blessed her and told her to go drink some holy water.
So she did.
The priest asked the last one who was laughing even harder what she did.
And as she was laughing she said, "I peed in the holy water!"
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