Re: What would you take?
I'll take Diane, she'll keep the Somali Pirates away....
A packet of condoms
A blow up doll of Jeremy Corbyn, something to throw stones at when I find myself at a loose end....Or....Never mind!
A mirror....In case I forget what I looked like....
A tin of Dulux Brilliant White Emulsion....You never know..
Some Putty.....I like the smell..
Some Boxing Gloves.....Do you need to ask why?