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My wheelbarrow tyre has gone flat
But so has mine, why is that?
To much sharp grit
Has made the tyres split
I will store it on a bath mat.



This Christmas, will we have snow?

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This Christmas, will we have snow?
Hard to say, I really don't know

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This Christmas, will we have snow?
Hard to say, I really don't know
I could build a snowman

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This Christmas, will we have snow?
Hard to say, I really don't know
I could build a snowman
With six feet arms, a huge span

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This Christmas, will we have snow?
Hard to say, I really don't know
I could build a snowman
With six feet arms, a huge span
And a nose with a nice rosy glow


The Christmas lights all nicely lit

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The Christmas lights all nicely lit
Looks so pretty I must admit

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The Christmas lights all nicely lit
Look so pretty I must admit
But three have gone out

Re: Limericks. (New).

The Christmas lights all nicely lit
Look so pretty I must admit
But three have gone out
Broken bulbs no doubt

Re: Limericks. (New).

The Christmas lights all nicely lit
Look so pretty I must admit
But three have gone out
Broken bulbs no doubt
Doesn't it just make you spit?

Xmas is coming, soon be here.

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Xmas is coming, soon be here.
To be ruined by covid, that's quite clear