12-03-2018, 11:23 PM
11093
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Morticia
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Those apples are good clingers aren't they?
12-03-2018, 11:30 PM
11095
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Morticia
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Mups, if he's going to kiss you feet and beg for forgiveness ... 
wait a mo .... step into this bucket of muck first that I've just shovelled out of my sty.Down on your knees now Judd ... and get kissing.
He certainly needs to repent and mend his ways.
He's got away with his bad behaviour far too long as it is.
12-03-2018, 11:34 PM
11096
Re: Last to post wins
One thing, a bucket of sh... er... muck, will be good for the old tootsies - makes 'em nice and soft. If you can get a big tin-bath full from Morty's sty you'll be able to have the full treatment.In fact, forget the bath, just roll round the sty for a while then go to a local jet-wash for a quick swill down. Don't forget the cucumber slices to put on your eyes.
12-03-2018, 11:36 PM
11098
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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One thing, a bucket of sh... er... muck, will be good for the old tootsies - makes 'em nice and soft. If you can get a big tin-bath full from Morty's sty you'll be able to have the full treatment.In fact, forget the bath, just roll round the sty for a while then go to a local jet-wash for a quick swill down. Don't forget the cucumber slices to put on your eyes.
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