Re: Limericks. (New).

But when all were sated the shelves were stocked
And all the hoarding scumbags blocked

Re: Limericks. (New).

But when all were sated the shelves were stocked
And all the hoarding scumbags blocked
Lorry loads of food arrive

Re: Limericks. (New).

But when all were sated the shelves were stocked
And all the hoarding scumbags blocked
Lorry loads of food arrive
Through the night they'd had to drive

Re: Limericks. (New).

But when all were sated the shelves were stocked
And all the hoarding scumbags blocked
Lorry loads of food arrive
Through the night they had to drive
Full shelves again? Boy were we shocked!

Kitchen rolls no longer used

Re: Limericks. (New).

Kitchen rolls no longer used
Stocks of paper have been abused

Re: Limericks. (New).

Kitchen rolls no longer used
Stocks of paper have been abused
I yearn for the good old days just two weeks past

Re: Limericks. (New).

Kitchen rolls no longer used
Stocks of paper have been abused
I yearn for the good old days just two weeks past
Coronavirus......you can kiss my arse!

Re: Limericks. (New).

Kitchen rolls no longer used
Stocks of paper have been abused
I yearn for the good old days just two weeks past
Coronavirus......you can kiss my arse!
No wonder some are so confused.




'Twas a cold and frosty night

Re: Limericks. (New).

'Twas a cold and frosty night
The stars were shining bright

Re: Limericks. (New).

'Twas a cold and frosty night
The stars were shining bright
The moon lit the sky