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30-01-2018, 04:44 PM
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AAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhh

Coming in here is like having a breath of fresh air folks,







Those readers of a comedic bent will immediately recognise the above post as being the punchline of a rambling anecdote concerning an aged and a long retired gents convenience attendant.

The story is too long to reproduce now, perhaps another day, involving as it does 1950s gents loos, cottaging & unrestrained wash & brush ups
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30-01-2018, 04:59 PM
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How do you do RJ.
I’ve just eaten a Mars bar, don’t believe what they tell you, it does not help you work rest and play, I had to do all the cleaning up work by meself without help or any rest, and certainly no play.
Truth be told, all a Mars bar helps you to do is get fat quicker.
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30-01-2018, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Jem ->
How do you do RJ.
I’ve just eaten a Mars bar, don’t believe what they tell you, it does not help you work rest and play, I had to do all the cleaning up work by meself without help or any rest, and certainly no play.
Truth be told, all a Mars bar helps you to do is get fat quicker.
I haven't eaten a MARS BAR since Marianne Faithfull was reported to have held one for Mick Jagger
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30-01-2018, 05:26 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

Originally Posted by Robert Jnr. ->
I haven't eaten a MARS BAR since Marianne Faithfull was reported to have held one for Mick Jagger
I remember the pair of them being together, but I missed that bit, what was she doing holding his Mars bar?, no, on second thoughts don't tell me, I think I can guess.
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30-01-2018, 05:36 PM
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So we are diverting to chocolate now.
How many fingers in a KitKat?
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30-01-2018, 08:06 PM
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I am missing Pugsy Bear

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30-01-2018, 09:26 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

Originally Posted by Robert Jnr. ->
AAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhh

Coming in here is like having a breath of fresh air folks,







Those readers of a comedic bent will immediately recognise the above post as being the punchline of a rambling anecdote concerning an aged and a long retired gents convenience attendant.

The story is too long to reproduce now, perhaps another day, involving as it does 1950s gents loos, cottaging & unrestrained wash & brush ups

oh come on RJ none of us have got time to hang about here - were all on borrowed time - roll it out buddy!!
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30-01-2018, 09:32 PM
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Gummy Bear please don't say that.
I posted a nice bedtime story for you all.
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30-01-2018, 11:05 PM
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Are you the Sandwoman?
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

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Are you the Sandwoman?
No she's MIss teethdecay!


 
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