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17-09-2019, 11:47 PM
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Did you know that when we leave the European Union the Irish have a very cunning plan.

At the moment we have a tunnel going under the English Channel joining us with France. So the Irish plan to enter the tunnel with long spears and punch holes in the tunnel roof, then the sea water will flood the tunnel and stop it being used.

Then we will no longer be connected to France
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17-09-2019, 11:52 PM
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Trains have been stopped this evening from using the Channel Tunnel. Seems there is the wrong kind of seaweed on the line.
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18-09-2019, 12:02 AM
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Are you in the right section RS?
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18-09-2019, 12:08 AM
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Me being the village idiot they say I should have been sectioned a long time ago. Me being smart have managed to keep away from those men in white coats

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18-09-2019, 12:26 AM
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Always wise to stay away from men in white coats. Particularly if you are carrying a large glass of wine and wearing high heels.
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18-09-2019, 04:38 AM
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Originally Posted by realspeed ->
Did you know that when we leave the European Union the Irish have a very cunning plan.

At the moment we have a tunnel going under the English Channel joining us with France. So the Irish plan to enter the tunnel with long spears and punch holes in the tunnel roof, then the sea water will flood the tunnel and stop it being used.

Then we will no longer be connected to France
Yipee!

2ibs of semtex would be quicker!
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1 Kilo would be more apt.
 

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