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As I got to the top of the stairs
I met with three very large bears
I shouted out loud
Beat my chest, Tarzan proud
And insisted they pay for their fares.

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Into action he did leap
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Today whilst sat on a bench
I wondered what its like to be French
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Today whilst sat on a bench
I wondered what its like to be French
''Hon he hon'' thought I
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Today whilst sat on a bench
I wondered what its like to be French
''Hon he hon'' thought I
Time for an onion pie
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Today whilst sat on a bench
I wondered what its like to be French
''Hon he hon'' thought I
Time for an onion pie
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