13-07-2018, 01:59 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Aye, but with Mups it's the drink. Up until the early hours boozing (hence her 1:00AM posts) then falling asleep at her PC in a drunken slumber only having to have to get up frequently in the early hours to clear her liver of alcohol based toxins. Ducks for cover.
Oi, you there. I saw that!
You've got a ruddy cheek young man!
Sitting there with your triple Gin in one hand and your large wooden spoon in t'other, inventing yarns about me and ruining my impeccable reputation!
You'd better bolt your back door quickly sir, because as I write, I am already on the 1.30 train from Northampton, and I intend to come and sort you out once and for all.
That'll scare him ladies. Bet he's weeing his pants already.
13-07-2018, 02:04 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Oi, you there. I saw that!You've got a ruddy cheek young man!
Sitting there with your triple Gin in one hand and your large wooden spoon in t'other, inventing yarns about me and ruining my impeccable reputation!
You'd better bolt your back door quickly sir, because as I write, I am already on the 1.30 train from Northampton, and I intend to come and sort you out once and for all.
That'll scare him ladies. Bet he's weeing his pants already.
13-07-2018, 02:23 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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Well he does manage to wake up and make it to the bathroom in the middle of the night Mups, but perhaps you are right. You were so scary he many not have made it!
Serves him right!
I've already phoned his Mum for his address, which she was only too pleased to supply, and I shall be there shortly.
If you could possibly board the train at some point, together we could deal with him once and for all Twink.
13-07-2018, 02:50 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Serves him right! I've already phoned his Mum for his address, which she was only too pleased to supply, and I shall be there shortly.
If you could possibly board the train at some point, together we could deal with him once and for all Twink.
13-07-2018, 05:42 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Don't bother, I'm working. But while you're up here there's a decent off-licence at the end of our road where you can stock up on your booze. Vodka's on offer this week. 
You may not believe this Judsy, but I don't think I have drunk any Vodka since my teens. Nor drank Gin or Brandy since my 20's either.
So if you think you can ply me with alcohol and take advantage of me, you're barking up the wrong tree young man.
Twink, you are almost causing me to have second thoughts about my arduous journey to Yorkshire . . . . I hate to admit it, but you could be right about who would make us laugh, and I reckon Tezza would run for his life too.
13-07-2018, 09:31 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Morticia
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Shame on you ... you should always water your baby plants.I was helping Bert with his the other day.
He has beautiful hanging baskets which were suffering in the weather.
Shouldn't you be letting Kermit do your gardening? After all, he has got green fingers.
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