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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

I wouldn't live in a haunted house
I’d be scared as a little wee mouse
A wee timorous beastie as Rab would say
I'd be scared when in my bed I lay
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24-09-2019, 10:27 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

I wouldn't live in a haunted house
I’d be scared as a little wee mouse
A wee timorous beastie as Rab would say
I'd be scared when in my bed I lay
And need a large glass of neat grouse.


When something goes bump in the night
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24-09-2019, 10:46 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

When something goes bump in the night
Do you pee your pants with fright?
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25-09-2019, 09:20 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

When something goes bump in the night
Do you pee your pants with fright?
Get up and make some tea
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

When something goes bump in the night
Do you pee your pants with fright?
Get up and make some tea
Have a peek and see
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25-09-2019, 11:38 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

When something goes bump in the night
Do you pee your pants with fright?
Get up and make some tea
Have a peek and see
And be joined by the woman in white.
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Her Majesty went for a swim
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Her Majesty went for a swim
In a cozzie that was pretty prim
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25-09-2019, 01:23 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Her Majesty went for a swim
In a cozzie that was pretty prim
As she emerged from the waves
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Her Majesty went for a swim
In a cozzie that was pretty prim
As she emerged from the waves
Surrounded by knaves
 
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