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22-07-2018, 02:16 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

A man with a crocodile said
You’re too long to lie on the bed
He meant his gal and not the croc
The one wearing the frock
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22-07-2018, 02:24 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

A man with a crocodile said
You’re too long to lie on the bed
He meant his gal and not the croc
The one wearing the frock
Then took the croc for a walk instead.

Never before had the gentleman heard
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22-07-2018, 03:00 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Never before had the gentleman heard
An idea so outrageous and absurd
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22-07-2018, 04:41 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Never before had the gentleman heard
An idea so outrageous and absurd
Women in trousers will never catch on
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22-07-2018, 05:59 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Never before had the gentleman heard
An idea so outrageous and absurd
Women in trousers will never catch on
Put a man in a dress and he'll soon be gone
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22-07-2018, 06:19 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Never before had the gentleman heard
An idea so outrageous and absurd
Women in trousers will never catch on
Put a man in a dress and he'll soon be gone
The mode that’s secretly prefered.
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22-07-2018, 07:19 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Next one please F.M?
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22-07-2018, 07:49 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

So! It’s all down to me!
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22-07-2018, 08:12 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

So! It’s all down to me!
Is how the game needs to be
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22-07-2018, 08:13 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Originally Posted by FridgeMagnet ->
So! It’s all down to me!
.........

So it's all down to me
Is how the game needs to be
At the very last line
 
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