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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

A woman who comes from Northants
Thought she had ants in her pants
So she had a quick search
While sitting in church
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28-06-2019, 11:22 PM
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A woman who comes from Northants
Thought she had ants in her pants
So she had a quick search
While sitting in church
And found 3 of her missing plants.




When Judd was having a shower
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28-06-2019, 11:35 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

When Judd was having a shower
Using a pan scrubber his body to scour
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29-06-2019, 12:13 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

When Judd was having a shower
Using a pan scrubber his body to scour
He dropped the soap
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

When Judd was having a shower
Using a pan scrubber his body to scour
He dropped the soap
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29-06-2019, 11:50 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

When Judd was having a shower
Using a pan scrubber his body to scour
He dropped the soap
Unable to cope
As his glasses steamed up for an hour
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29-06-2019, 11:51 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

All ladies are like precious gems
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

All ladies are like precious gems
But still cluck and cackle like hens
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

All ladies are like precious gems
But still cluck and cackle like hens
But priceless we are
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29-06-2019, 01:15 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

All ladies are like precious gems
But still cluck and cackle like hens
But priceless we are
I wouldn't go that far
 
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