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Silly trick some used to play. Loads of oil would come out of filler ans cause a mess and stink.
How did they open the bonnet? Surly it has to be released from the car interior.
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What is the World coming too I ask yeh. I once had a valve rubber nicked from the front tyre of my messenger bike when I parked it outside a posh shop, I only found out when I went to repair the puncture.
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The untimate condensed Bible according to Mars Barr.

I was at a church function in a big Hotel with Martin Barr when a Lady asked him to sum up the Bible in a few words, Mars, who relished a challenge and was sitting with a glass in his hand and a wench on his knee, was never a man to use too many words, smiled and said.



There was a whole lot of begetting going on

According to Matthew and John

That's how we're all here, enjoying the beer

And having a dance and a song.
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I didn’t know where I was for a while there, but it seems to be sorted out grand now, thanks to those who fixed it, now there are more parts then a Chinese dresser, as me granny used to say.
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02-03-2016, 09:02 PM
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Found out I wasn't the only one-six oil caps nicked from that car park!
Fkn new one costs £16! Poke THAT! Got one from an old Ferguson tractor-fits perfectly!

Now,where was I....ohhh,yes - I play guitar,plus several other instruments I won't bore you with. Now-due to being brought up in a series of children's homes,I play whatever guitar I'm handed. I truly don't know how,because I've been playing guitars since before I was out of nappies [15-slow learner] and I write left-handed. BUT,I play cricket and I bowl left-handed,but bat right-handed. Am I alone in my lost,lonely confusion?...[I own/use REAL pens,with REAL ink-and they have l/h Italic nibs]
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02-03-2016, 09:19 PM
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I'm delighted you got a cap to fit Pug, God never lifts one cap without replacing another, or something like that.
My old Dad always used a fountain pen with real Indian ink in it, he had a large collection of fountain pens and nibs, also quite a few propelling pencils, he was a beautiful hand writer even if I say so meself.
Funny you mention guitars, he always wanted to play the banjo but an accident led to him having his left index finger amputated, that was the end of that dream.
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What's with all these split threads.
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Glad someone asked that Spit lol
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It is playing havoc with my mild Autism.
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What happened !

I have heard of splitting the difference but this is now more like split personalities.
 
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