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Fruity, was it a metric or imperial Spaniard?
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Originally Posted by spitfire ->
Fruity, was it a metric or imperial Spaniard?
my SIL lives in Spain and assures me that all Spaniards are Imperial any comments to the contrary is severely challenged?
but she was talking about the non-reversable male version unlike like the always reversable female version?
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22-02-2018, 12:59 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

Originally Posted by spitfire ->
Fruity, was it a metric or imperial Spaniard?
Imperial, not colonial.
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22-02-2018, 01:18 PM
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Did I tell you guys (I think I did) that I once dated a lass nicknamed "Spanner Face", every time you looked at her, your Nuts Tightened Up.
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

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Did I tell you guys (I think I did) that I once dated a lass nicknamed "Spanner Face", every time you looked at her, your Nuts Tightened Up.
nice one spittie!! were they hand tightened???
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22-02-2018, 04:23 PM
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LOL Fruitcake. Mischief indeed.

The moral of your car tale seems to be when using a Spaniard never olé down on the job.
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LOL Fruitcake. Mischief indeed.

The moral of your car tale seems to be when using a Spaniard never olé down on the job.
... and never drop your spaniard down an 'olé.
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Time for my ME time with a large GIN & Tonic, a comic, Dandy is fine.
Six months left to prepare for being seventy years of age. On August 7th.

This song caught my eye today (1890)

After the ball is over, after the break of morn,

After the dancers' leaving, after the stars are gone,

Many a heart is aching if you could read them all—
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

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Time for my ME time with a large GIN & Tonic, a comic, Dandy is fine.
Six months left to prepare for being seventy years of age. On August 7th.

This song caught my eye today (1890)

After the ball is over, after the break of morn,

After the dancers' leaving, after the stars are gone,

Many a heart is aching if you could read them all—
I never knew the story behind the song...its so so sad!!!

http://historymatters.gmu.edu/d/5761/
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We're all looking forward to your three score and tenth RJ.;-

I know only too well what it’s like when tools go missing Fruity.

Spanner face.
Talking of spanners and nuts, there used to be a mental institution near to where I live in the Grangecorman area, (I must tell you all some day about the notorious ‘Billy in the bowl’ the legless murderer of Grangegorman in around 1786) anyway it’s now a new university.
Back in the seventies an unnamed inmate escaped and dashed through the back gardens of the nearby houses, an innocent woman was hanging out her laundry on the line when he dragged her to the ground and sexually assaulted her, he then dashed off, the warders heard her screams and gave chase.
The headlines in the ‘Irish Independent’ next morning read “Nut Screws Washer and Bolts”

Is the sweet one on holidays or what?
 
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