03-11-2015, 02:51 PM
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I guess there is some logic to this
I hope this doesn't offend anyone but I couldn't resist.Men are deep thinkers.
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'.
The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer.
03-11-2015, 07:15 PM
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Re: I guess there is some logic to this
I love the bit where he says he’s not thinking of anything, very wise move when your missus asks you that question, they have a way of luring you into an argument if the fancy takes them, by saying nothing it usually sends them off seeking someone or something else to take it out on, I do love a quiet peaceful life.Personally I would rather have a kick in the growlers anyday than give birth, with my luck I’d probably have triplets.
03-11-2015, 07:38 PM
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Re: I guess there is some logic to this
Originally Posted by Jem
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I love the bit where he says he’s not thinking of anything, very wise move when your missus asks you that question, they have a way of luring you into an argument if the fancy takes them, by saying nothing it usually sends them off seeking someone or something else to take it out on, I do love a quiet peaceful life.Personally I would rather have a kick in the growlers anyday than give birth, with my luck I’d probably have triplets.
03-11-2015, 09:00 PM
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Re: I guess there is some logic to this
Originally Posted by clumsy
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I hope this doesn't offend anyone but I couldn't resist.Men are deep thinkers.
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'.
The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer.
Like that clumsy. 
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