09-06-2017, 06:45 PM
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Wife: I found Aladin’s lamp today.Husband: Wow, what did you ask for darling?
Wife: I asked him to increase your brain power by ten times.
Husband: Oh… love you so much.. Did he do that?
Wife: He laughed and said multiplication doesn’t work with zero.
11-06-2017, 11:52 AM
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There were 11 people – ten men and one woman – hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter.They all decided that one person should get off, because if they didn’t, the rope would break and everyone would die.
No one could decide who should go, so finally, the woman gave a really touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving in to men, and not receiving anything in return.
When she finished speaking, all the men started clapping...
11-06-2017, 11:15 PM
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A married man was having an affair with his secretary.One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house.
Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling," replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You liar! You've been playing golf!"
11-06-2017, 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups
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A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house.
Exhausted from the afternoon's activities, they fell asleep and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Confused, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house. "Darling," replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary. I fell asleep in her bed and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You liar! You've been playing golf!"
Useful tip. Thanks.
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