27-06-2019, 11:05 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by
Longdogs
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I had one of my spies follow you Mups and he tells me you went into Specsavers and asked for two pounds of sausages.
Right! Budge over you two, make way for this lady's arrival.
Go on . . move your fat bums out the way so's I can sit down. Somebody pour me a nightcap please.
Now then. I've had about enough of your cheek and rudeness you two, you wouldn't dare say such things now I'm sat next to you, cos you know who'd come off worse.
'Ere, I saw the tallest man in the world today.
I popped into a nearby coffee house when I came out the opticians, and stood in front of me at the counter there he was.
As I stood behind him, my boobs were level with his bum!
Tis true.
I daren't stand too close incase he trod on me.
What'll happen to me when I get older and shrink?