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21-11-2020, 11:45 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

But then, Mrs. Bun from next door
Who couldn't believe what she saw
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22-11-2020, 10:31 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

But then, Mrs. Bun from next door
Who couldn't believe what she saw
As she mopped his brow
Which then started a row
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22-11-2020, 01:24 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

But then, Mrs. Bun from next door
Who couldn't believe what she saw
As she mopped his brow
Which then started a row
That just made his head more sore.



"Just leave me alone" said the miserable sod
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22-11-2020, 01:25 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

"Just leave me alone" said the miserable sod
"If you don't I'll call PC Plod"
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22-11-2020, 01:51 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

"Just leave me alone" said the miserable sod
"If you don't I'll call PC Plod"
So she gave him a clout
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22-11-2020, 03:04 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

"Just leave me alone" said the miserable sod
"If you don't I'll call PC Plod"
So she gave him a clout
Which knocked him clean out
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22-11-2020, 04:45 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

"Just leave me alone" said the miserable sod
"If you don't I'll call PC Plod"
so she gave him a clout
Which knocked him clean out
And he did look considerably odd

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Re: Limericks. (New).

Not wanting to leave him alone
She made him promise to phone
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Not wanting to leave him alone
She made him promise to phone
Old Pete from the club
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Not wanting to leave him alone
She made him promise to phone
Old Pete from the club
Took him some grub
 
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